Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”
by Rook Castle October 14, 2024

Q: Hey, do you and your lady want to smoke some acid and go to the nickel arcade?
A: Nah, we’ve been beefing.
Q: So you’re not going out?
A: Nah, mostly we’re just arguing and beef-boning.
A: Nah, we’ve been beefing.
Q: So you’re not going out?
A: Nah, mostly we’re just arguing and beef-boning.
by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020

by poisonconsumer January 6, 2025

When someone inserts a roast beef sandwich into their ass and rides it like a prick. (preferably a 3 way roast beef. sauce cheese mayo”
by chdhf January 18, 2022

Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.
by X7MCB December 11, 2021

by Shlits January 18, 2014

by Kalebb November 24, 2020
