zoolander

Best movie ever.

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".

by person yo-yo June 8, 2003

Zomar

A Zomar is a tall, intimidating creature. They are extrememly good athletically, and can crush you in an instant. Also, they are super opinionated. However scary a Zomar may seem, to those they love they are kind, funny, and caring.

1: Where'd you get that black eye!?

2: A Zomar hit me.

by eatyourpb&j October 13, 2011

ZOOM TUBE

An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also know as a steam roller.

Dude, this zoom tube hits fat.

by Geoff Dietz August 21, 2006

Zoomer Trader

A Youtuber with a growing following whose content relies on making normies seethe and cope.

Person 1: “Have you heard of Zoomer Trader?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s an incel”
Person 1: “It’s so over”

by Kali-47 April 8, 2023

Zoombie

Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.

Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 1, 2021

zoom tard

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

by Barmann October 18, 2006

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb April 8, 2008