zombie plan

a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.

In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They'll freeze like corpsesicles!

by d0onut June 14, 2007

cock zombie

a girl who likes to suck your cock so much, she would come back from the dead to do it some more.

dayam yo, that bitch is a cock zombie

by FLIPCYDE96 October 15, 2003

zombie ad

A political advertisement that continues to appear on television or radio stations days if not weeks after the election is over. This includes political signs left in people's yards for months or old political bumper stickers stating one's support for Ross Perot, Bush/Cheney, or Proposition 13 from 1982.

I wish they would stop running those zombie ads on channel 7. Don't they realize the election ended a month ago?

by ChillyFreakingWilly November 12, 2012

Zuffa Zombie

Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.

<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1

by xFaustusx August 11, 2010

Zombie Mode

During a conversation if a person seems to be zoned out drastically maybe due to non-interested topic or any other reason and he is continuously staring at the speaker without saying a single word then a person is said to be in Zombie Mode. Generally in a Zombie Mode a person is shifting his eyes to one speaker to the other without knowing what they are talking about.

Ted: I'm 32, still single, in Newyork city. Where i'm gonna find love of my life?
Marshall: You eventually find your soulmate like i did when i met Lily.
Ted: If i think about it, i got better chance to meet up with Angelina Jolie rather than finding a wife for me.
Marshall: Don't be absurd.
Ted: Barney "Quit your Zombie Mode and back me up here.

by Reet Awwsum June 28, 2013

zombie fuck

Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.

"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zombie fuck, huh?"

by ChampagneS13 September 13, 2006

Zombie Squad

A team of survival enthusiasts whos mission is to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten.

"Zombie Squad is a group of elite individuals, who train vigorously to thwart the approaching zombie menace."

by Rodney December 28, 2004