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vertical ham sandwich

A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
by schh March 28, 2009
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Vertical Degradation

Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.
Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.
by TehDrake May 5, 2011
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Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.
When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.
by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017
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Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.
That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.
by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019
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vertically challenged

by amypercy April 13, 2020
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Verted

A feeling so esoteric it can not be explained nor replicated. It is simply unique, a mixed state of euphoria and reasoning.
After years of hard work and dedication, I finally achieved my goal. I am nothing but verted....
by 3_ September 2, 2021
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vertijoe

a spinning sensation or loss of balance caused by telling lies
i lied to my work colleagues about practically every aspect of my life, things eventually spun out of control … it was the worst Vertijoe i ever had
by Poetic Justice Unplugged July 29, 2023
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