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brendon urie

1. A very, VERY attractive lead singer of a band called Panic! at the Disco. He is 19 years old currently, born on April 12, 1987. He was raised a Mormon in Las Vegas.

2. Just about the sexiest person alive.

3. The person I wish was my boyfriend. <3
1. Dog: Did you know Brendon Urie is the lead singer of a band?
Cat: Yeah, and he's also uber attractive!

2. Cow: Brendon Urie is the sex.

3. Kailee: I wish I was Brendon Urie's girlfriend.

Middle Urinal 

Makes for an awkward moment for all parties involved.
There was a strange silence as Bill took the middle urinal between Phil and Steve.
Middle Urinal by godsflesh55 November 20, 2010
Short for Umineko no Naku Koro ni, a badass murder-mystery anime series aired in Japan between July 2nd and December 24th, 2009. It deals with the events that unfold on the fictional island of Rokkenjima when the head of an incredibly rich family calls the entire family to the island to discuss the distribution of the family's wealth in the event of the head's death.

However, mysterious deaths start occurring the first night on the island, with everything somehow tying into the legend of the "Golden Witch," Beatrice -- who is rumored to have been a close acquaintance of the family head. Battler Ushiromiya (that's right, his name is fucking BATTLER. It doesn't get much more badass than that), the protagonist of the series, refuses to acknowledge Beatrice, and instead insists that all of the murders can be explained using "real" and "physical" means - even those that seem to be impossible for humans to have accomplished.

Long story short, everybody dies (at least everyone who was on the island), more witches appear than I can even count, and Battler eventually becomes a sorcerer who wields a badass SHINY GOLD LONGSWORD that lets him SPEAK IN BLUE-, RED-, AND EVEN GOLD-COLORED TEXT.

Originally a series of visual novel games which were later adapted into an anime. Made by the same people responsible for Higurashi.
Person 1: Hey, did you catch the latest Umineko episode last night?

Person 2: You mean the one where five of the people get their faces ripped off, or the one where Kanon gets his owned in the heart by a shiny drill/stake thing?
Umineko by meteoryte January 3, 2010

human urinal 

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on
Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0
human urinal by anonymous October 21, 2004

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.
The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.
urination dance by Albert January 6, 2005

urinal drop 

masterbating in front of a urinal; usually after work hours with the help of a smart phone.
I was so bored working on the report I did a urinal drop at the office
urinal drop by sidmon69 February 9, 2013