United Way Drunk

To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.

"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."

by TorroZ May 14, 2010

Unity Jr High

I lost my virginity in this school to two girls in my class and got head from a third in the classroom while the class was watching a movie EASIEST PLACE TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY

Bro I just hit a Unity Jr High! I fucked all the girls in my class

by Runatrainonyourgirl June 17, 2016

JPS Unit

a.k.a. "Juicy Poop Shooter" - Term typically used to describe the buttocks of a curvaceous woman. May also be broken down into subcategories to further describe the type of buttocks observed. The following subcategories have been developed and defined:

D Series - as in "dirty" or unappealing. Looks like it could use a good washing and scrubbing.
P Series - as in "plump" or voluptuous.
S Series - as in "sloppy" or lacking tone or firmness.

"Yo! Did you see that chick's JPS unit? It was definitely a part of the P series!!"

or

"Man! I would really like to hit that! She has got a serious JPS unit!"

by donlapalma November 23, 2009

Retard Unit

A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.

As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!

BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.

- My height is 5'8 in retard units
- Your height is 172 cm in non-retard units, you retard.

by Metric society March 30, 2017

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020

Leeds United

Started life in 1919 as a provincial association football club in a city dominated by rugby league. In the early 60's through to mid 70's transformed into a European powerhouse by the man who should have been knighted Don Revie.

Leeds United will always be around because Leeds United will always be well supported. Now 'early 2005' a 2nd division (Championship) outfit and Leeds United can still proudly boast one of the best away supports in the entire UK. Furthermore Leeds United will always be around because the footballing media of England will always need someone to hate.

by teach February 19, 2005

G-Unot!

Rapper The Game's "catchphrase" which he uses as a diss to the fake-ass wannabe bitches in g unit after 50 "The Snitch" Cent kicked him out of Gay-Unit for not helping him in his beefs.

G-G-G-G-Unot!!

Said randomly in songs to take the piss:
When it's beef we eat, we win, but we ain't lonely we pop
You sell records but a G-G-G-Unot!

by CJK August 25, 2005