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Bay Trail Middle School

Your experience largely depends on what house you're in.
House A: Smart kids, but also some of the dumbest kids and biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Try-hards are sprinkled here and there, but they never get anywhere in life and most kids just use them to get good grades on projects.

House B: Mainly jocks, and the biggest sport here is lacrosse (as well as the entire school.) There are a couple popular girls, but they're mostly sluts or drama queens. Also the house with the nicest lockers and classrooms.

House C: Pretty much everyone else. Druggies, future high school drop-outs, and popular (not really) girls. Also known as the ghetto of the school, there are a couple nerds who cry when they don't get into advanced classes or rant about how horrible the school system is when they get less than 100%.
See that girl from Bay Trail Middle School? She's a little try-hard. None of the popular girls even like her.
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Indian trail jr. High 

A middle school in Addison Illinois were you witness more fights in three days than a professional boxer fights in thee years. At this school kids fake pregnancy’s for attention and will call you a “Nigger faggot” before they even know your name. At Indian trail kids can smoke weed faster than they can say there abc’s.
Have you seen the kids that go to Indian trail jr. High what a disgrace to this world
Indian trail jr. High by 69my anus69 September 25, 2017

Appalachian Trail 

A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.

Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"

Mendocino Snail Trail 

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

Saluda trail middle school 

A school in rock hill full of people no one likes. It’s filled with hoes, people that think they are better than everyone else, trashy people, and ratchet people that love to start drama.
Im so glad I don’t have to go to saluda trail middle school anymore that’s where all the hoes at.

Roomba trail 

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.
Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!
Roomba trail by YAWA May 26, 2018

happy trail 

A path of pubic hair that usually starts at the belly button and ends in your pubes, it is really sexy on guys.
Let me run my fingers down your happy trail so i can come to the trasure at the end.
happy trail by csraemw August 15, 2004