a paper like material used in the toilet or also known as toiletries
pass some tissue
by samediilol May 15, 2022
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A task or interaction that is (or should be) very easy/simple to complete.
Of course I finished Oregon Trail, that sh*t's tissue!

Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.
by poodleuni August 19, 2022
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Tissues is a thing you use for many thing like wiping your ass or stuffing your walls to get attention or used normally like normal humans like your nose we all know what you do just stop please don't use them on your walls silly
"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me "#Kleenex #StopwastingTissue #Youknowwhoyouare #SaveTrees
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We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store
"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues
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A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
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When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
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