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The Biden touch

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.
by realist human August 31, 2021
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wtf,go touch grass

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.
person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass
by greekguy69 June 30, 2022
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thought shower

An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.

The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.

The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
by PulpFictional September 2, 2010
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you thought you ate that

If this is said to you it means the person that said it to you doesn’t think you did a good job as you thought you would.
by Saruna October 4, 2021
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don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)
"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)
by TJStoner September 7, 2007
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Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."
by Diego November 12, 2003
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thoughtcrime

Not agreeing with the government or mainstream society
yo Johnny was put in the slammer for thoughtcrime
by crimethinker January 12, 2009
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