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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023
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butt thirst

the thirst for liquids (mainly semen) in the butt, experienced in both women and gays
also used to infer that someone is slutty or gets around
Hey, Ray do you see that girl over there with those scummers?

The new one?

Yeah, she's totally got the butt thirst.
by redwalrus101 September 11, 2013
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thirst wheel

Third wheeling when you secretly wanna smash with one of the people involved in the relationship
Chris: do you reckon it'll be weird going out with Charlotte and Luke? You know how much I wanna get with Charlotte
Tom: Nah bro as long as you can keep it under control you'll be right

Chris: Yeah but I'll still be Thirst Wheeling all night
by Poptart 007 November 7, 2018
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The Thirst

John sure likes to drink alcohol, he must have the thirst.
by Heyhohe April 13, 2022
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anger thirst

Anger Thirst (verb):
1. The thoughts and wishes people hold inside about the harm or thoughts of harm they wish on whoever is deemed an enemy.

2. Silently wishing a person would have nature takes it course and have them expire.

3. When your mouth salivates as anger builds. That can result in crying from anger or going the fuck off.

4. You feel ”going postal is an option”
Anger thirst got me feeling some type of way today. My boss can go fuck herself/himself in this moment.
by SitcomCriscia April 6, 2023
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Thirst Buckita

Someone who is thirsty beyond thirsty. They need something other then water to quench their thirst;-)
Person A: Omg! Did you hear what Tatiana did to Lawrence yesterday?! She's such a thirst buckita
by Drunk_Duck August 9, 2016
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Thirst Trap

Oh? Are you thirsty? Well, here’s some water….*Takes glass away* SIKE!

Dude, stop thirst trapping me!
by Jaundice Depp November 7, 2023
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