captcha vision

When a person's eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have "captcha vision."

A: Dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
B: Oh was she? I had way too much to drink.
A: No. I mean it was a dog. It think it was a spaniel.
B: Shit! My worst case of captcha vision ever!

by shopping_w/Satan July 8, 2009

Slurred Vision

Disoreintation, such as dizziness or drunk, while standing up to fast off the steps.

"Man I stood up off those steps to fast, I have slurred vision."

by Hornitos July 4, 2009

420 vision

when you eyes get dilated after smoking making it so you can see better at night.

lets go running in the woods.
na dude you run into something.
na dude i got 420 vision. i can see everything.

by Dr. Dofus. April 26, 2009

Visions Of Scion

Shitty band from the Midwest. Sorta like a rip off TDWP. hailing God and playing Christian Metal. Also known as a bunch of straightedge Jesus freaks.

Oh no look at the shitty band Visions Of Scion!

by GunnerBoone December 4, 2010

Vampire Vision

When, right after getting up, you are blinded by bright light from the T.V, fridge, etc.

God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my light on... i hate when she does that. Giving me Vampire Vision and stuff.

by Pofodamofo January 26, 2008

night vision

the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off

I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her

by Tony June 26, 2006

sphynkter vision

Seeing the world through the eyes of an ass hole.

Put yo gaddamn sphynkter vision away, dick!

by KJ slappy July 11, 2005