Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

nobody syndrome

When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)

"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"

by Fradaboii670 December 11, 2024

Nonliteral Nobody

Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody

Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody

by ps3eudonym37373737737374 November 25, 2022

Joyful Nobody

That dude at a party no one knows, but tolerates cause he's hype as fuck. Also he sells weed behind the school at 4-6 pm.

Dude 1: yo whos that guy dancing alone?
Dude 2: idk no one knows his name he's just a joyful nobody

by surfaceareaofacow October 11, 2021

Nobody cares

Nobody cares about your post on, "nobody cares about names".

And nobody cares about this meaning of "nobody cares about your post on, "nobody cares about names"

Nobody 1 : "See, like this anyone can make an entry of words in the urban dictionary"

Nobody 2 : "Oh, I get it but nobody cares"

by Nobody_Cared November 24, 2021

nobody cares

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.

"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"

by flybitchonlyyy January 18, 2024

Nobody cares

A way of saying “I don’t care”

CDC advisor: Covid cases are on the rise again so wear a mask, stay social distant, get your vaccine and avoid…
Me: Blah blah blah, nobody cares.

by Fortnite1500 September 06, 2021