surfaceareaofacow's definitions

C.R.A.P

Cranberries, raisins, and peanuts. A tasty trail mix that is sure to feed your friends and kill people with peanut allergies.

Dude pass the C.R.A.P, that shit is so good

by surfaceareaofacow September 2, 2020

Joyful Nobody

That dude at a party no one knows, but tolerates cause he's hype as fuck. Also he sells weed behind the school at 4-6 pm.

Dude 1: yo whos that guy dancing alone?
Dude 2: idk no one knows his name he's just a joyful nobody

by surfaceareaofacow October 10, 2021

Nani

The last words of shaquille o neil before he was struck by lego yoda in a 2001 honda civic. During the famous yoguhurt trials of 2012, a video of this incident was used to convict lego yoda, who was given the death sentence, but managed to escape after an epic spoon duel. He is still at large.

Shaq look out
Nani?
Nooooo

by surfaceareaofacow December 10, 2019

Endgame

The final moves in a game of chess, often including the loss of key pieces in an effort to secure a checkmate.

Wow that was an intense Endgame

by surfaceareaofacow April 29, 2019