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testicular fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.
by weave March 16, 2003
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Tessa

A genuinely nice, but slightly crazy chick. Nah, who am I kidding, totes crazy.....but so much fun. Loving, loyal and kind. The kind of person you would travel the world to see, like more than once, and then want to do it again. Sometimes hard to locate, but here’s a tip, she can be found depositing saliva on native treasures (with her small mouth of cause). Everyone loves her, cause she’s nice.
Don’t be sad dude, just go lick some landmarks with Tessa and your night will be rad.
by Cousin boy April 29, 2021
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tesla coil

An amazing device invented by the great Serbian-American scientist Nikola Tesla (the greatest, yet least known, scientist of our time )that uses a Telsa transformer to create real lightning bolts of astronomical voltage and frequency. In fact, there's a Tesla transformer in your CRT monitor or TV.
"Man, I've gotta test my Tesla Coil -- I've just gotta find a way to hijack 500kW of power from the substation down the street."
by John Cactus September 6, 2005
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Quarter Test

A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"
Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?

Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!

Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!

Tre: Nigga, you know it!
by TheMainKraut July 17, 2016
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Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.
He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.
by Gwazel July 11, 2014
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testilying

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).
Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?
by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007
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Tesia

Gender: Female Origin: Polish Meaning: loved by God

also the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met. :D
Ex. 1 wow, i love Tesia.
ex. 2 <guy> what should we name our daughter?
<polish wife> tesia
by djhajkneijdoidkn August 17, 2006
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