soft ghost

A fizzle that occurs over a couple days where someone starts to text you less and less frequently until eventually it’s a total ghost

“I think I’m being soft ghosted by Brad, he takes 6 hours to respond between texts”

by Mkat February 11, 2019

thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

by macfear August 23, 2014

softcakes

when you make a girl cry because things didnt work out.. then u buy her flowers

softcakes of the year goes to adrian kalyn

by aaron23jordan October 20, 2006

soft candy

Prison slang for someone who’s easily beaten down or taken advantage of.

Primarily used by prisoners doing time at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California.

“Julio thinks he’s a player, in truth he’s nothing but soft candy.”

by chingon420 May 27, 2006

soft ass

some one who comes off as a sissy or just plain soft.

" yo look at that soft ass over there actin big "

by adio July 14, 2005

softmans

(n.) Someone who is unwilling to do something that the majority of his/her group wants to do.

"Yo, Bob reach this jam its gonna be live, everyone's reaching!"
"Nah bro, i don't want to."
"Softmans."

by Mbergs March 18, 2009

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011