spanker

Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".

Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!

by Anabel September 24, 2008

Skankenstein

A slutty, dumb, ditzy Girl who tries to steal other girls guys. She is ussualy unattrctive.

That bitch Cindy is throwin' herself at ur man again. What A Skankenstein!!

by Brittany Taylor April 15, 2008

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

slanker

combined from the words "slang" and "wanker"

used to describe the losers who spend hours looking up random words on urbandictionary.com.

That's right! You're a slanker! But so am I, so it's all good.

by SB May 21, 2004

Skankees

NY Yankee fans who wear team apparel,such as hats and jerseys,for long periods of time. They wear their teams gear even though it is filthy and smelly.

"Oh hey Jerry,i can smell that you are wearing your Skankees hat today even though i am blind."

"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."

by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010

shanker

Pronoun - An alternate way of spelling the Hindu "destroyer" god, Shiv Shankar. See Shankar.

The great Shiv Shanker is the destroyer of all life.

by Vikaas April 25, 2006