Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.

“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”

by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020

noodle stroodle

A person with a penis as thin and long as your average Maggi Noodle. Lassooing is very popular aoung these peopl. These people are extreamy hard to find and try to keep the truth about their genetalia covered up.

Zac Mac is the king of the noodle stroodle people

by Bahaa September 1, 2006

stroll (or 'stroll on')

An updated term for 'groove' and/or 'swerve'. A combination of energy, confidence and overall 'bounce'.

I can't talk to her yet. Give me thirty minutes to get my stroll on.

by charles upchurch August 24, 2004

westlife stools

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key

(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)

by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005

Strooms

Shorthand for "restrooms", or just removing the "re". Only a select group of Floridians have cought on so far.

"I have to expell urin, where is the nearest stroom?!"
"Those were some mighty clean strooms"
"Ashley got pregnant in the mens strooms"

by Dr. Coolness October 9, 2006

stools

These being human feces. A term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. A stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human rectum. It can have a circumference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. So much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, sex, eye color and even height and weight.

A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.

stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women.

A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.

I wrapped my stool in cling film wrap and sealed it inside a jiffy bag. I mailed it at my local post office to Noriko my coprophilic Japanese girlfriend. She called me by telephone, days later and told me how much she had loved chewing the stool and swallowing large chunks of it. I felt nauseated at the thought, yet I felt a hopeless pride in the fact that she had chosen me as a stool donor.

by clinton sounds April 4, 2005