Fag Stache

a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.

Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?

Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever

Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian

Guy2: wow that is really weird

Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom

Guy2: sounds like a plan to me

by SuperSam813 December 5, 2009

Hitler Stache

When a male is banging another in the poo poo hole, then pulls out and marks his lover with his feces coated dick on the upper lip in a pattern not too dissimilar from the mustache sported by Adolf Hitler.

That skinhead is such a Nazi lover, he gave his bitch a Hitler stache.

by Stacey December 5, 2004

Tatt-stache

When a bull dyke doesn't quite have enough testosterone supplements to grow a real mustache so they get something tattooed above her (it's) lip. WARNING: These will usually be seen in conjunction with tear drop tattoos, notched eyebrows, and names tattooed on the neck.

some random word in spanish tattooed in old english lettering above the lip thus creating the Tatt-stache.

by Tired of the Trash! February 28, 2010

Slechta

the only important part of the male anatomy.....

i want to suck your long, hard slechta

or

you know you make me wanna "slechta", spread my legs and "slechta"

by helmetinthebush November 18, 2006

stache

a moustache.

one a dude's face.

by Scarlett June 13, 2004

Stache

Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!

by Jinglebells August 28, 2008

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008