squeaknet

The bottom of IRC networks. Filled with Gay Niggers who spend time on there getting eachother off.

Squeaknet does not get over being owned

by Solo Net December 1, 2003

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Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

by YouHaveNoSense December 26, 2010

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Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

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Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010

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Squealing Moby Dick

When a girl is going down on her man, and he's about to burst in that skanks mouth, then all of a sudden he squeals. It just so happens that the womans mouth gets sore so she closes her mouth, bites the head. This pressure on his dick makes him squeal in pain.

"Last night my bitch was giving me some head, when all of a sudden i screamed like a little girl. The bitch made me pull a squealing moby dick."

by EpicLogicLufa April 25, 2009

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