Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011

Scotchdick

Pouring any type of Scotch Whisky on male genitalia.

Dar gave Bran a wicked case of Scotchdick last night!

by Randoasdas January 30, 2014

Spitchy

A spicer way of saying spicy or hot

" I felt like a sausage in a sausage wrap"

"A damn spitchy sausage"

by oldhag May 24, 2017

Spothead

Robert chambers

What a robert chambers

What a spothead

by Maestro lou July 16, 2019

scotch

East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.

We need to scotch up the wheels on our car so it won't roll down the hill.

by Edword July 31, 2006