shlitter

short for "shitty litter." The left over remnants and pieces of a big shit that does not make it down the bowl when flushed. Can be floaters (in the water) or stickies (on the side of the bowl).

"Hey, who left all the shlitter in the crapper!?"

by Jack Hughman January 22, 2017

splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.

yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up

by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Community Spitter

Usually an empty two liter bottle or milk jug with napkins or paper towels and the top cut to make for a wider opening for a number of people to spit chewing tobacco products in.

Hey Justin let me see a knife and that empty two liter we need a community spitter for this party.

by USMC-DT August 6, 2010

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee

Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent

by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016