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Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
by beejer-egg August 26, 2013
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Mega Tea Spill Gang

A shit group where tea fucking spills around once per day.
by Big Pappa Zaqne August 29, 2019
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Lern to spill

It is a boomer way of trying to say learn to spell.
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BP Oil Spill

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010
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Oil spill

A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
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don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.
"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."
by RedWater June 30, 2009
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oil spill

oil spill- when it hot outside and you have to run to the toilet and dont make it in time.
I was walking down the street, then kicked it into high gear, B-lined to nearest crapper unsuccessfully and had an oil spill.
by terrance ward April 25, 2007
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