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lern jergi 

a member of a band called fifth harmony; it is spelled as lauren jauregui actually; lauren jauregui was pronounce "lern jergi" by her friend camila in a video who is now the ex-member of the band
camz: "I really love lern jergi"
lern jergi by camrenfeels June 21, 2017

Lern to spill 

It is a boomer way of trying to say learn to spell.

lernerei 

Noun, German origin. Exact translation: a lot of studying. Used to describe a lot of studying for a particular subject or multiple subjects.
All the lernerei paid off, everyone passed the exam.
lernerei by midavTe October 3, 2022

Lerner's Mom 

1.The mother of the red-headed jewish albanian.
2.Woman who's pornography alias is "Iliiterate Douche Towel"
3.A synonym for anal princess
4.A sex position where the woman tucks her feet behind her ears as a guy shits in her mouth
Ex.1
Midshipman 1 - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Midshipman 2 - "Nothin really, just gave some chick a 'Lerner's Mom.'"

Ex.2
I met this chick last night, she's a real Lerner's mom if you catch my drift.
Lerner's Mom by Pedro November 17, 2004
Phrase used in the internet gaming community at a player when he/she displays frustration over the mechanics of the game in question. Its meaning is to tell the frustrated player that he/she should educate his/herself on the basic skills required in the game, so that they may perform better in similar situations should they present themselves in the future.

Evolved (or devolved) from the phrase "Learn to play".

Often shortened even moreso to "l2p" or "L2P".
1.
Frustrated Player: "That's not fair! Rogues can just pop out of vanish and stunlock me until I'm dead."
Rogue: "that's fine, lern2play."

2.
Frustrated Player: "What the hell?! All you do is camp in the shadows and headshot me from far away!"
Sniper: "lol, lern2play n00b."
lern2play by Two Beans May 25, 2006
'Madea' Simmons way of saying "lunch" with an "er" in place of the "u"...can even be spelled "lurnch"...
oh she havin' "lernch" with her friend...
lernch by The Huxtable February 16, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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