Semi-snog

To snog someone without touching them with anything else but the mouth.

"Billy Semi-snog me, meaning you dont try to touch any of my body, just my lips, mouth and tounge....and maybe nose"

by Qsac August 20, 2006

Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl August 2, 2016

Snog, Marry, Avoid

SNOG, MARRY, AVOID? is perhaps the world’s first make-UNDER show. As opposed to make OVER show, 3 contestants per episode on this show are intoroduced to the viewer, their friends, their night out and then they are given a makeunder at the expense of straight talking computer POD, that transforms them into natarual beuteys after a public analyasis on whether the general public would snog, marry or avoid them, as well as members of the public the show also features uk celebirtys.
It is presented by Jenny frost, Ex Attomic Kitten member.

One thing everyone on this show has in common is that they ALL look over the top, too much fake tan, pericings, fake hair, too little clothes, tatoos, too much bling and outragous styles in general. It's in it's second series and shows every Monday, 8:30 on bbc3.

Noneable contestants to appear on the show are Tape wearing Tasmin from Huddersfeild, Jodie marsh Lookalike Heather, Fake tannned male barbie Ross from scotland, Larissa the glam rocker, Jay the outragous mother, The cheeky girls, Jodie marsh and Chantelle Hoghton amoung many.

The contestants of ''Snog, Marry, Avoid'' wear more makeup than anyone I know


She looks so fake, she could be on Snog, Marry Avoid

by GlamGurl2009 March 19, 2009

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 26, 2004

snodge

Someone who does the long jump but doesn't reach the sand.

You are a snodge.

by IT September 21, 2003

smorgan

Noun. A creature of beauty and wit, often found hibernating in cubicles. Thrives in an environment of CRT radiation.

In cubicle farms, smorgans are often found occupying desks.

by Ingenius Pseudonym January 25, 2005

slorgy

A term referring to when white slave owners would invite their friends over to participate in banging slaves.

Thomas Jefferson: "Hey Abe, you and Washington wanna come over and dip your banana in some chocolate?"

Abe: "Well, I would lie, but let me live up to my name (Honest Abe), and tell you I am definitely in for another slorgy!"

Washington (in the background) "Count me in you Crackers!!!"

by lulem400 August 25, 2010