snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

snert

An acronym standing for Sexually Needy, Emotionally Retarded Troll.

Used in chat rooms to refer to a particularly obnoxious individual that hits on everyone he sees.

That SNERT just wouldn't take no for an answer.

by Denieinchains August 29, 2005

Snertz

Snertz is a extremely odd creature. It is a creature that smells, never washes, is broke all the time and argues about everything/

Look at that snertz, he just picked up an old cigarette butt and started smoking it.

by draculator September 15, 2004

snorty

(British informal) ill-tempered or annoyed; shirty

Have you found that girl wearin' blue shirt is a bit snorty?

by Tatt September 24, 2005

snortski

hitting a bump of that fire fire.

Hey bro. let me get that powder so I can get a snortski.

by Chris Lee Sanchez January 14, 2008

Snart

When a guy is eating a girl out and he sneezes in her vagina, thus causing her to queef.

"Dude I was eating out that girl and we totally cause a Snart..."

by WL & BT April 15, 2009

snort

Something that is more funny then "LOL"
or "HAHA".

I think my boss is gay....
response; Snort!!

by Alisa September 18, 2003