skunk pussy

a derogative term for a woman who has no standards whatsoever when it comes to "bedtime activities" these types of women also lack any kind of morales, and think they were put on earth to solely satisfy their heightened sexual needs.

Look at Jane over there, she has had 4 different men this week, what a skunk pussy.

by hairy scary mary June 2, 2009

skunk kiss

When a person, either through force or guile, gives another person a tea-bagging with their anus.

Girl #1: Hey, what's the matter?
Girl #2: My boyfriend woke me up this morning with a kiss.
Girl #1: That sounds sweet!
Girl #2: It was a skunk kiss, right on the mouth.
Girl #1: That nasty mother-fucker!
Girl #2: (Heads off to buy some more Listerine.)

by Don K. Punch January 20, 2008

skunky cunt

a nasty ass, dirty pussy

"I could smell that girl's skunky cunt from across the street..."

by t-bone steak March 25, 2008

Slunking

The act of sledding while drunk.

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah

by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010

Skunk Ass

When your ass and bunghole get all hot and sweaty, due to heat and or activity, resulting in a vile, repugnant smell of rotten ass and skunky body stank that permeates the clothes.

Ryan has the worst skunk ass when he works out.

I can't ride in you car with no AC. I'll get skunk ass.

I couldn't pound Rachel's ass last night. I gagged on the smell of her skunk ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

skunk tail

The action of one wiping the back of their hand upon someone elses face

Me-"you pussy bitch, you just got skunk tailed"
You-"Man your such a dick"

by Ross\Pete October 10, 2006

Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007