ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs

her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler

by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.

Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.

by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017

the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 5, 2009

banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.

"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."

by endless lip June 23, 2008

Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.

I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.

by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010

smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.

delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.

by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009