Pre-Singing

When you're singing along with the radio to a song you like, you start singing before the first verse starts. Adverse effects include but are not limited to: trying to sing loud so people don't notice, then quickly changing the station, or the disapproval of your friends. (Usually in the form of laughter.)

Sal: Ticking away the moments that make up...
Brendan: Shut the fuck up you tool, you're pre-singing
Lee: HaHaHaHaHa, faggot!

by SuperGhillie July 28, 2011

Class Singing

When you're in a class where everyone is talking and you start quietly singing to yourself. The teacher then yells silence and you keep on quietly singing revealing to yourself and the person next to you how bad you sounded.

James "I got caught class singing today by a hot girl next to me"

Mike "that would suck dude"

by Doofasaurus-Rex April 28, 2013

cock swingling

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.

I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.

"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"

by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020

Jewelry Singing

Jewelry glistening and looking nice

Drip down from head to my toe,
Shit was singing,
Implying that the Jewelry Singing DUMBASS NIGGA HASAN

by Nananetic January 3, 2022

all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included

An exaggeration that means "Everyone or everything you could possibly think about is here."

The battle was an all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included multinational aerial showdown for the ages!

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 27, 2022

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022