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Sloppy Shake

Scientific name shakus sloppius. A mammal known for abusive beer pong and loud, low frequency vibrations known as "knock". Usually found in the vicinity of Beast Ice and plastic cups, this creature can turn any party into a sloppy ass mess.

Synonym: The sloppiest motherfucker on campus.
"Did you hear about the kid that peed on my stereo?"

"Ya dude, that's Sloppy Shake."
by K Gizzle the Mic Bearer December 8, 2006
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ShakeHead

The result of blowing off a guy with a large milkshake, preferably from whataburger, and him throwing that milkshake into the back of your head while sitting in your new convertible at the drive thru.
Cool Guy: Whatup babyyyyy
Girl in car: Ughhh
Milkshake: Splat on the back of yo head bitch!
Cool Guy: Shakehead ass bitch
Cool Guy 2: Hahaha
by OptimoRam July 14, 2009
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Shake

Shake is NOT similar to reggieor shwag. Shake is the bit of extra leaves and keef that have brushed off the buds and sit in the bottom of the bag. Saying "not to be confused with keef" is like saying "I don't actually know what keef is" This perception that shake is bad or cheap shit, has got to stop. It is NOT less potent if you get good quality weed. Of course if you get shake from a bag of dirt shwag your gonna have a bag of ground up crap that doesn't get you high.

NO STICKS NO STEMS NO SEEDS!!!!!! That is how good bud SHOULD BE. In conclusion IF you buy quality bud and get some shake, it is clearly NOT stems and sticks and shwag. That doesn't even EXIST in my medical bag of Cheese. Please, for the love of pot, get over yourselves and get real.

Sincerely,

Weedmans Wife
"nah I don't need the grinder I got some shake"

"I'm gonna roll a fat blunt, Its gonna burn so smooth with this dank Afgoo shake"
by WeedmansWife July 31, 2016
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Anal shake

the act of several men releasing their semen into a females anal cavity then pouring milk into the anal cavity and haveing another girl put her mouth around the asshole entrance and drinking the sweet mixture
baby i want an anal shake so BAD!
by geofrymcdonalds May 16, 2010
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tree shaker

A large female.

Origin - If tree branches are shaking as an alligator hunter approaches his or her bait tree, it usually means a large alligator has been hooked. The term is used heavily by Troy on the History Channel series Swamp People.
Drunk Guy #1: Damn, look at that fine girl over there. I'm taking her home.

Drunk Guy #2: WTF? Now, I know you're drunk. She is a tree shaker!
by Sparky J. September 22, 2010
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When you have ohio skibidi rizz grimace shake kai cenat gyat bussin it means you are an ohio skibidi sigma you watch skibidi toilet and abuse woman
"He is so ohio skibidi rizz grimace shake kai cenat gyat bussin"
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shakespeare

William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.

His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.
OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111
by You Like Yellow June 11, 2006
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