The Shits

A phrase used to describe an uncontrollably runny liquid that squirts out of the ass.

Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop February 13, 2018

The Shit

known only by name to few, this mysterious colchester based narcotic dealer is said to sell some of the most potent shit on the market today. His sand ket is a best seller!

the shit:say my name
denon: youre the shit
the shit:youre god damn right

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Shit

A premier league team called arsenal

Bro ur team plays like arsenal your shit

That’s sad man

by Arsenalsuckdick April 30, 2019

Shit

Brown stuff that comes out of a ass.

David had to go shit, but the bathroom door was locked. He waited for 2 hours. David pooped in his fucking pants. That is fucking gross.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 4, 2020

no shit

the absence of feces.

there's no shit in the toilet.

by square root of negative 1 January 8, 2012

shits

A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

shit on

To shit on people,.. usually it is when you know you are greater, better, and smarter than those who are successful than you... 10/10 people will agree that those in a better position than you don't deserve to be there.. you are not one to judge.. but still.. what the fuck?? anyway... it is when you go and get yours.. and shit on those who think they are better than you.. or don't mind you cause they think they are the shit... there is light at the end of the tunnel.. you will shit on everyone...

Look at that wack ass simp... i'm gonna shit on him.. watch.. i'll shit on everyone..

by Ambarsfriend January 2, 2012