crack ship

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen. In fact a person must be on crack to even support such a relationship.

Draco Malfoy and Frodo Baggins is the best crack ship.

crack ship by too late January 2, 2010

Sinking Ship 

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

I ship it 

When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.

"I ship Andrew and Claire".
"OMG, I totally ship Chris and Taryn".
"Jessie and Steven? I ship it".

I ship it by Catlover2312 June 21, 2015

cock ship 

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from

40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship

cock ship by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019

dock ship

the act of inserting a large pinch of dipping tobacco between the gum and cheek. In order to qualify as "docking ship" the pinch must be at least a quarter of a tin. You cannot "dock ship" with shitty brands of dipping tobacco such as "kayak."

Max - "hey paul would you like a pinch of my longhorn? please don't take a lot."

Paul - "the fuck outta here, bro. I dock ship."

dock ship by Rated NC-17 June 6, 2010

Fuck-Ship 

When you think you are in a relationship with a person, but you are truly nothing more than just a fuck. This is called a Fuck-Ship.

You may spend quality time with the person. Dinners, Friends, Casual Moments or weekends. But never ever, Birthday's, Holiday's, or any Family events.

This relationship is solely connected to sex at least by one person.

Reality : You're nothing but a fuck!

You want to meet the family but you never do. Why? Because you're just a fuck! Only people in real relationships meet the family. Non relationships are nothing more than a Fuck-Ship!

Fuck-Ship by RavenStar26 April 20, 2015

come aboard my ship 

Slang invitation issued to another to share in one’s own perspective.

You can either stay out there floating in your rigid belief system or choose to come aboard my ship and get a wider view.

come aboard my ship by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019