When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 03, 2021
by PonyRunner July 24, 2017
1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
by J.Boobie January 07, 2005
A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.
“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
by ruredusecotw February 03, 2021
by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013
by SCOUPZ October 12, 2019
It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.
by scratch-22 December 14, 2017