schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

schmangcus

male sex organ not including the balls and sack

That chick likes the schmangcus in her mouth.

by litus February 11, 2006

schlong dong

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.

Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

schlongbottom

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011

schlong

a man's protruding genitals
tommy has a really big one

"tommy doesn't know, that i saw his shlong"
"5 dolla 6 1/2 inh schlong"

by kaf June 16, 2008