dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

Poopy Schmorgüin

A word that you call someone when they are being very annoying or irritating. Adjective.

“Stop annoying me Sam, you’re being a poopy schmorgüin.”

by Therealwords123 December 29, 2020

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

schemotellum

The common "reverse mullet" hairstyle of the "schemo"/emo/scene generation. The root words being 'schemo' refering to the scheming/plotting emo/scene society, and 'tellum' being the word 'mullet' spelled backwards. A typical scene kid sports ultra-dyed hair that is long in the front and short in the back or on the sides (opposite of the traditional american mullet).

"That scenester's schemotellum has gotten so long, that you can no longer see either of his eyes."

by Payton Wang January 6, 2009

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

schlogl

The sound made when one is choking on cock

I love when girls schlogl on my cock

by Jshsjskks August 30, 2018

schboodle

a fancy word for a single noodle

that’s a long schboodle

by Swaggy chick March 31, 2020