schmitt

1. a softcore schmuck
2. a substitute word for shit

1. who you callin shmitt you schmuck?!
2. hey, you chicken schmitt!

by voodoogirl420 September 25, 2005

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Schmidty

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.

a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric

by we destroyed phil's ability to produce offspring and and informed schmidty of his lack of sperm. April 28, 2005

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

schmidty

The coolest person all time! And will eventually kill me.

EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.

by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005

schmidtke

A retarded motherfucker

He pulled a schmidtke

by Schmidtke December 12, 2016

S-Schmid

The act of licking someones testicles are shaft in order to gain their approval.

Spencer s-schmided his daddy's hiary lube infested testicles to get some of his "coolness".

by Mike Kircdizzle May 3, 2004