Gale Ranch Middle School

This is where everyone is an irrelevant cloutchaser. Where the girls r ugly thots and where the boys are ugly and try to be gangster. 90% of the population here r normies and think insta is better than Reddit. Basically, gale is the shit show of the entire district. Wrms has smarter kids, ihms has more relevant kids, dvms has richer kids and the girls r cuter and more fun, and cwms the girls r hot but the guys r still ugly af.

Hey she goes to gale ranch middle school!
She’s a thot.

by JoeDad October 16, 2019

ladera ranch

A town in Orange County, CA where everybody lives inside a bubble and has no idea what goes on in the real world because they're too busy shopping at Brandy Melville. It's a small town so when you go on a jog you're bound to see someone you know. There's a bunch of boys who skate and it's incredibly annoying because they think they're better than anyone who doesn't. Everyone is white, rich, and spoiled. All the moms are annoying and talk really loud and have babies that scream in the middle of the grocery store. All the people at Ladera Ranch Middle School are cringey, spoiled kids that think they're better than everyone they meet. If you're a normal kid and don't match the normal attitudes of Ladera Ranch kids, then it will be hard to find friends here. It's mainly the little kids who are annoying and cringey here. The highschoolers are okay, only if you have a group of friends that you like. Ladera Ranch is the most annoying town I've ever been in, don't ever come to live here. I'd rather be in New York City than this community.

"Oh shit, you're moving to Ladera Ranch? You're not going to turn all rich and white, are you?"

"Ugh that is such a Ladera Mom."

"That kid totally comes from Ladera Ranch. He's white and a spoiled brat."

by I wish I lived in New York Cit August 9, 2017

Raisin Ranch

An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.

"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.

"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.

"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.

by pallybear December 23, 2005

wrinkle ranch

A housing development restricted to people 55 years and older.

My parents just moved to that wrinkle ranch on the south side of town.

by McBetty January 25, 2010

Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

by Diamonion January 28, 2004

Ram Ranch Fan

He usually enjoys eating chocolate, while imagining that it's a dirty anus ready to be eaten on, while jerking off into the world of semen.. His search history is filled up with it! When he accidentally has the site popped up on his phone in public, he always has a surprised face.. Yet he's seen the giant penis before. He even has T-shirts in his room saying "18 Naked Cowboys in Ram Ranch" He has also always wanted a skinny twink with female thighs. Fans of Ram Ranch are usually named either Johnson or Nick. He'll also have plenty of sticky keyboards from last night looking at Fratboys.

Oh he's such a Ram Ranch Fan.

by Definitions for people October 22, 2018

seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023