Pyramid Builder

A racial term used to define Egyptians

guy: whats up my pyramid builder
egyptian guy: bro what

by Aliyy January 31, 2024

Pyramid Master

Often a supremely experienced and competent man functioning similar to a power broker within a larger organization. "Power Broker" in this context , and viewed pyramidally is someone who manages valued information and/or resources for personal and/or political gain through the entire length of the system.

I like working with <relatable name> because they're a veritable pyramid master.

by Hewer-Idel December 24, 2024

Pyrate Punx

A group of 'punks' that fancy themselves above others, to spite their smoke screen outreach activities. In actuality this group blindly follows low hanging fruit dog whistles by whatever pretty pin cushion face that comes along, not caring to gather the full story before allowing themselves to be whipped up into a frenzy threatening direct violence against others (because acting responsibly in light of serious accusations, or taking a stance against people minimizing actual victims by misusing words leading to said actual victims to not be taken seriously is too hard for these brain dead douche nuggets). To these self described paragons of basic civil respect and self responsibility the wrongfully accused are equally as guilty as the actually guilty. They play their silly games, and wear pathetic patches to feel all growed up. But as long as they associate with known alcoholics, who have a history of psychosis, brain swelling, and false accusations, which could easily be proven as fabrications to suit their image (or used to file paperwork with the courts that basically consist of "CHECK ALL THE THINGS!!!" like its their own personal army only to get pissy when the judge, sorry judges... because they have done this multiple times to multiple people across years, sees right through their bullshit and drops the case) while barely able to keep a straight narrative, there is no 'chapter' that should be taken seriously. This is doubly true for any band that associates with them

Person 1: do you know about the pyrate punx?

Person 2: you mean how they dont have any integrity, and are perfectly fine being blatant hypocrites? Yeah, its best to just avoid those punk cosplay posers like the plague.

by PyratePunxPromotePhakePhonies January 12, 2025

pyramidst

What you'll be if you hang out on da Giza plateau.

Archaeologists exploring in Egypt are often pyramidst tall slant-sided structures when performing their research.

by QuacksO January 30, 2025

Pyramid-y

A way to describe a pyramid structure in relation to something else.

"Caste Systems are very pyramid-y"

by Pyramid-ist May 7, 2025

Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.

"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."

by the modhatter June 11, 2025

pyrate

pyrate (a.k.a ronzo) is the most famous in fife. pulls plenty burds and shags awcunts maws
blew up on tiktok for being a goff twink and gets mad play (from fat bitches. no torta, no mi importa.)

"yooooooo yk pyrate?" "aw aye isnt that the sexy tiktok cunt?"

by HoEs._.MaD October 21, 2025