Purple Jerkin 

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

Purple Jerkin by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

Purple Donkey 

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.

WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.

Purple Donkey by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

Purple Headed Custard Chucker by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

purple drank 

codeine/promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite. serve it up in a white styrafoam cup with some ice and your good to go. you can mix it up with all kinds of sodas or just sip the ish. there is NO alcohol in it and its NOT robitussin. It's thick and purple and comes only by prescription or by your local weedman. not to be sipped by suckas!!!!!

purple drank up in my cup, blowin dank up in my truck

purple drank by the ju1ce May 9, 2005

purple cowboy

A man who will give dick to a man or woman but will never recieve dick from anything other then an animal. Preferably a horse.

Kynslie: Is Jonathan gay? I heard him talking about taking it in the ass last night.
Nathaniel: Sort of. He has a girlfriend. He doesn't llike it from guys tho. I've heard he is a purple cowboy.

purple cowboy by Haha typical chaz April 20, 2017

purple poon

an urban slang term for a black females vagina.

"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"

purple poon by Travis October 26, 2004

Purple Haze 

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"

Purple Haze by JM May 3, 2003