10 definitions by the ju1ce

a drug used by people, referred to as tweakers, that is smoked, injected, snorted, or keystered to bring them to a state of euphoria
i wonder how much methamphetamine i could buy if a pawned this sacred family heirloom that has been passed on from generation to generation
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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a man, viewed as a god to the citizens of old school msn, who bestowed numerous haxings to the cretins who occupied the chat rooms.

see also cC
<oVeRlOrD> Dude MiGGiE came in here and pwned all of us.
<HaDeZ> DewD i know he is so uber leet
<Stevo> YaH DeWdS his prog MSMigraine has owned me on numerous occasions
<cC> eYe YaM sO GhEy
by the ju1ce January 11, 2004
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codeine/promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite. serve it up in a white styrafoam cup with some ice and your good to go. you can mix it up with all kinds of sodas or just sip the ish. there is NO alcohol in it and its NOT robitussin. It's thick and purple and comes only by prescription or by your local weedman. not to be sipped by suckas!!!!!
purple drank up in my cup, blowin dank up in my truck
by the ju1ce May 09, 2005
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an event, occurance, place, or thing that is said to be, or have been, of great enjoyment
that club last night was off the heezy

that bitches face was buckled, but the pussy was off the heezy
by the ju1ce August 17, 2003
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a term keyed by the ladies man to describe his favorite past time. doing it in da butt.
uhh yeah, i believe the scientific name is the hershey highway
by the ju1ce August 27, 2003
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to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity
richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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a feeling of near paralysis; not being able to function properly because of overuse of the drug ketamine.
<man 1> that guy has been laying on the ground, drooling on himself, and staring at the sky for at least a half hour whats his deal?

<man 2> he's stuck in a k-hole fool!
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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