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hockey puck

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals
when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks
by curtis450 December 19, 2017
mugGet the hockey puckmug.

Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.
bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat
by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022
mugGet the Puck bunnymug.

Muck and Puck

I'm bringing some apps to the muck and puck.
by Mega Jef August 18, 2018
mugGet the Muck and Puckmug.

puck hoe

A girl who goes to all the boys hockey games and doesn't even play hockey. She also thinks she knows everything about hockey.
by Litty bitty January 30, 2017
mugGet the puck hoemug.
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
mugGet the What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?mug.

Puck bunny

Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny
by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021
mugGet the Puck bunnymug.

The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 9, 2024
mugGet the The Wolfgang puckmug.

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