PUCKING

URBAN WAY TO ADRESS SOMETHING BORING...
THIS MOVIE IS SO PUCKING BORING...
by AUSTIN TH August 04, 2019
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Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
by dpass19 April 07, 2020
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drop the puck

Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
by 420mason January 01, 2021
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drop the puck

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!
by 420mason January 01, 2021
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Narc Puck

Slang term for a urinal deodorizer puck especially if it involves putting one filled with piss in someones mouth
Tyler: Whats Up, Ya Little Bitch. Ya Tyler's Bitch.
Andy: Watch the Language, Tyler.
Tyler: Whatcha gonna do about, huh pussy, u gonna "'cwy" about it to ur mommy and daddy, u little fuckin' cwybaby?
Andy: Thats it, you little punk. Hand over the phone and computer.
Tyler: U think ur tough now, you little faggot, u think ur fuckin' tough now.
Andy: Hand me your phone and computer now. You smartass.
Tyler: Since when is a cwybaby my dad, I thought my dad was a tough, strong man. Hey, whats this? A Narc Puck? Ooh la la, its got piss all over it.
Andy: Get in the corner now, you little punk!
Tyler: Nope, put the narc puck in ur mouth, u little punk, put it in ur motherfuckin' mouth, faggot.
by Fortnite1500 November 13, 2019
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sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
by OldGregFool January 08, 2020
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puck rabbit

Person 1: yo hockey girls are so hot man
Person 2: ur such a puck rabbit!
by Youmeurmomandabed603 February 20, 2022
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