premat

To cum too early; to prematurely ejaculate

Jeff felt very embarrassed after he prematted.

by datdrew22 June 20, 2011

Premature sendulation

Noun. Accidentally clicking "send" in an email or text before one has completed it or finished editing it, resulting in a less satisfying or embarrassing experience for both sender and receiver. At best, results in confusing truncated messages or typos; at worst, results in social, economic or political suicide.

When trolling for a booty call late at night, Andrew forwards the same text to multiple women. He frequently suffers from premature sendulation, accidentally leaving the wrong woman's name in the text and ensuring instant rejection.

Caitlin didn't realize she'd committed premature sendulation when she sent an email thread to her manager without stripping some choice words about her boss from the thread. She was fired.

by August Stockton August 30, 2012

Premature Recaffeination

A condition in which a person fills their coffee cup from a pot which is still in the process of brewing, thereby causing the remainder of the coffee to become too weak for human consumption.

"Hey you want some coffee?"

"Nah, Chris has been doing some premature recaffeination from it."

by Moops June 15, 2012

preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014

Poem Star

1.An undercover porn star. One who usually enjoys poetry, or one who is just using poetry as a cover-up.

2.Autocorrected originally from porn star.

1. Person 1: "Sally is really sus."

Person 2: "She is a poem star..."

2. Person 1: "I just met, this short ass poem star."

Person 2: "...Poem star?"

Person 1: "AUTOCORRECT!"

by iamnotaseal February 19, 2015

Premeditated Cheating

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

premature elect-elation

Celebrating your candidate's victory before the fat lady sings, the dust settles and the final count is in. A serious medical problem which may result in loss of friends, credibility or face.

If you or a loved one suffers from "premature elect-elation," there IS help. Celebrating before the final count is in, is a serious problem and may result in loss of friends, credibility or face...and if you really think it's over and there are no more surprises to see...you haven't been paying attention for the past year.

by team grammatard November 7, 2016