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i'm the plumber

a sentence used by oriental/american porn stars to get it off with the oriental/american girl in the appartment block.
Porn star plumber-"i'm the plumber"
Girl-"Ooooh, FUCK ME NOW!"
By this time the plumber is rubbing hot sauce all over the girls leg so she is getting off on it.Cool.
by GirlSkater February 21, 2004
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Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.
I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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plummet

to fall really fast straight down
susie just plummeted off that building and is laying in a bloody mass over there
by SN August 4, 2003
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plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.
I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.
by Smartie770 February 21, 2009
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plumper

A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.
The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.
by Juan Kerr January 12, 2005
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the Plumber

sticking a womans head in the toilet while fucking her in the ass
Blaize: Did you bang her?

Cheetoh: Yeah i gave her the plumber
by DA Cheetoh February 25, 2009
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Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.
We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.
by Master Plumber January 27, 2008
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