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plonkie

A turd.
I did a plonkie!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.
person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"
by maymaya August 22, 2016
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plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.
John is a plonker.
by Dick Splash August 17, 2003
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plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
by Skip Sex July 20, 2008
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ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass
darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass
by sid pain December 9, 2008
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plooby

When one scoops out one's eyeballs with a spoon and replaces them with one's testacles
I ploobied Ketz which is i gave him a huge plooby
by Corey and Stuh December 28, 2008
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plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
by Alexis_J_M September 17, 2005
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