2 definitions by sid pain

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass
darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass
by sid pain October 20, 2008
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when emo kids and crusty punks where their pants so tight it looks like they have a deformed camel toe
nice man toe trevor, thats cool your lil sister let you borrow her pants
by sid pain October 20, 2008
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