Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

paindejo

A derivative of the common Spanish language term "pendejo" meaning "stupid person," "simpleton" or just plain "dumbass." The term "paindejo" refers to a male individual ("paindeja" referring to female) whose existence or actions transcends the stupid and actually causes physical pain the universe either within himself or to others.

I almost didn't see that paindejo on the scooter running that red light in front of me. I'm glad I didn't hit him but every passenger in the car remains in serious pain just thinking about it.

It hurts every time that dude is around. He's such a paindejo.

by thebaltazar October 3, 2019

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

by MadSlasher October 16, 2020

Painted ladies

A row of brightly colored Victorian house s located in san Francisco's western addition near Alamo Park

I sent a postcard home of the painted ladies. That full

Moon in the background has to have been photo shopped!

by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021