nutass

another word for dumbass
Sumthin/someone stupid as shit

Dat nutass dude came round my block talkin shit.

by Dipset_Throwback Mami December 24, 2003

deez nuts

Old school game that never gets old

Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts

by JingoBa April 27, 2008

deez nuts guy

one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.

A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"

by xxmeghatronxx May 8, 2015

Nuts in the Butts

adj. Wild. Frequently associated with overreacting in situations.

Mike: Hey KO, remember when we were making fun of your scar and you locked yourself in the bathroom?
KO: Yeah, I was pretty nuts in the butts back then.
Mike: Why'd you get so worked up about it?
KO: SHUT THE HELL UP MAN IT'S A SENSITIVE ISSUE
Al: I guess you could say that KO is acting a little...nuts in the butts

by The Councelman October 2, 2011

The nuts

The pair of circular objects swinging between the legs.

Note: only found on 49% of the population.

That girl kicked me in the nuts!

by Motha fockin Falco and shit April 28, 2004

Suck on these Chinese Nuts

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice

"hey Timmy, your retarded."
"SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUTS!!"

by queenhead6969 May 10, 2010

stone cold nuts

The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.

Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.

When I picked up that 4 of a kind, I knew I had the stone cold nuts, so I moved all-in on him.

by Jacaranda April 30, 2007