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nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded
Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"
by carnette September 26, 2023
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Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.
To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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The Nuclear Word

The n-word is… no no it’s the nuclear word.
by MemesDude August 8, 2023
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When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.

The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."

Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"

1 hour later (on the dot)

Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"

Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"

Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
by LKilby August 31, 2017
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Seventy-two ton nuclear

"Get a Seventy-two ton nuclear mug for your buddy Abdul"
by ImDaBest(IThink) April 2, 2021
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Laid a nuclear egg

An eggy like fart that smell so overpowering that the stench makes people sick and can fill a whole room
Bro!? Omg it smells loud N eggy.
omg the stench is overpowering in this room “Who laid a nuclear egg” I think I’m going to vomit
whom ever did that needs to check their drawz on my mama
by Tyrantblizzard02 July 13, 2023
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Nuclear Winter

The predicted climate condition resulting from a large scale nuclear war. The explosions would launch enormous amounts of particles of dust and soot into the stratosphere, and the ashes could remain there for weeks to years. The sunlight would be blocked, and the combination of darkness, cold, radiation, and destruction of world infrastructure by the nuclear bombs could easily wipe out much plant life, including necessary crops. This would in turn cause starvation up through the food chain, eventually causing a massive exctinction of all life on the planet.
North Korea, America, Pakistan, India, Russia, and China all launched nuclear bombs to counter the enemy's nuclear bombs, causing a nuclear winter in just two days. Eight weeks later, every human was dead.
by NuclearWinter August 10, 2005
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