snorting mustard

When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.

I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.

Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.

I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.

For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2023

Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.

My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.

by Itsahelmet April 21, 2023

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023

funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Guacamole nigga mustard

when your friend is black and a fan of the Green Bay packers

John: Lized you’re guacamole nigga mustard??
Lizzie: Sorry, I didn’t want you to find out this way

by thesupremedrip July 28, 2019

Doo doo mustard

Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss

I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard

by Jay-Ski July 28, 2020

The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

by jon lol October 7, 2021