fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami
"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.
by Funkweazle October 22, 2011
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funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.
"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.
by Funkweazle October 22, 2011
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