1. mormons fuck like rabbits and have 16 wives, bigamist
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure
by that one really creepy guy September 06, 2011
1. A derogatory term, or the equivalent of the "N-word," for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who are often falsely accused of worshipping Mormon. (See definition 2 below.)
2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.
2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.
by completegraph March 16, 2021
The cristian group who believes in the Book Of Mormon
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything
1:Dude, you see Rebecca yet?
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang
Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang
Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!
by Sad Bills Fan 2 December 25, 2018
Mortal enemy. Never trust a mormon. Modern day evangelicals usually have ties to the cops and school districts..
by Gayle777 July 05, 2018
1) A term associated with a religous group in the 1500's to late 1600's AD that were largely frowned upon, because they had no morals and had mutliple wives and lived in the midwest of israel; a rude remark to say to an individual.
2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul.
3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.
2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul.
3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.
EX: (John and alex are talking privately, bob walks up)
Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?!
Alex: get away you stupid mormon!
John: yeah mormon!
Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice!
John: yeah you are!
Alex: Stupid mormon.
Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?!
Alex: get away you stupid mormon!
John: yeah mormon!
Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice!
John: yeah you are!
Alex: Stupid mormon.
by DouglasAndersonCorruptingkids March 09, 2011
A group of brainwashed individuals who have an intelligence lower than retardation and are trained from birth to brainwash everyone around them. They do not understand normal social interaction.
by SperanzaHope January 22, 2015
the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult
Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!
Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
by your BDSM friend December 05, 2011